isakaru:

i forgot i said id upload a bit of the concert thing i was in afterwards. i wanted to keep working on this but ableton hates it and keeps crashing every 2 minutes so heres a rough mix. enjoy

reactionpicarchive:

tsarina-anadyomene:

the-real-numbers:

the-real-numbers:

barista just asked me “… and who are you?” instead of asking “can I get your name?”

i didn’t even do anything

amyreadsandstresses:

justenoughlight:

justenoughlight:

tinydooms:

no-lo-lo:

maximum-mom:

bee-dot-exe:

a-girl-with-sparkling-lies:

bemusedlybespectacled:

the-silent-screamer:

gayvoidprince:

deirdrebeaubeirdra:

I can feel The dryness of those markers in my bones

Fun fact those dry markers were supposed to have water put into them to make them work. You take off the bottom thing and pour water in and bam, instant marker success. Only learned about this four years after I’d lost my set 🙃

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

Hey. Reblog to save some poor kid lots of grief.

Fucking what?!

Every ‘90s child on Tumblr raises their head in outrage.

I just stood up so fast and snatched mine out of my closet brb going to the sink

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

OH MY GOD

belbeeps:

for those of u curious about the state of the bird app

stardial:

internetwes:

gengarpng:

gengarpng:

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

no….. my dinks….

*unskrinkies you*

yourhourisup:

vapboy:

if we wanna save tumblr we just have to put on the biggest talent show this town’s ever seen

megatron:

fuck dude im sorry my horse broke down i cant make.it to the feast

yourhometowncryptid:

this is so fucking funny. im going to say “here come the locusts” everytime something goes wrong now

buddwyer:

buddwyer:

friendly reminder that if you’re in your 20s and don’t have your cutie mark yet then you’re broken, you’re a failure. and you’re not going to make it

pony roleplay blogs on my post trying to curse me

himbofisher:

a-random-mooshroom:

shoulditrytobeaperson:

a-random-mooshroom:

shoulditrytobeaperson:

a-random-mooshroom:

shoulditrytobeaperson:

a-random-mooshroom:

worm-lungs:

radiofreederry:

himbofisher:

SHE’S TOUCHING MY WEINER?!

Mr. Beast getting a handjob

😭

FIRST PERSON TO TOUCH MY WEINER WINS $1 MIL

Take the pants off

bet
*takes The Pants™ off*

PANtS TM😭😭😭

*touch*

*gives you $1 mil*

Yayayayaa

sua-sponte-deactivated20200331:

oatmealbrain:

fullmetalfisting:

Still can’t get over that 4chan post that’s like “my mom came into my room and I pretended to be asleep and she stroked my cheek??? Is she gonna kill me???” And someone replied, “she loves you, dumbass”

What I like about this post is OP translates 4chan greentext into tumblr punctuation

wigmund:

casualcarpetshark:

ALT

BOW DOWN TO THE ANCIENT ONE

Poor guy was caught mid-dance

tricky-pockets:

tricky-pockets:

anyway, shoutout to the metalhead barber who was literally the first person ever to gender me correctly without being asked 💞

He didn’t say a word about it, either. As far as I can tell, he just went “Hm. Trans flag earring. In a barbershop. He/him.”

He then proceeded to shoot the shit with me about fun shows we’ve been to while skilfully lopping off like 18in. of my hair.

beetlefucker: